Recent Profile Archive Shoutouts
Monday, February 1, 2010, 8:22 PM

The Republic of Ck is represented by President Yeo Chin Kwee. This country has adopted a free election process which allows each citizen to vote freely for whatever type of representation they feel appropriate. Upon the birth of each new child, a multi-function processor is implanted in the child's brain which provides each citizen with 100% of all new information experienced by said child. All citizens are afforded the right to free health care and the medical community frequently sponsors seminars on healthy living and dieting.

Life in Ck is very safe due to the right of the police to randomly search private property. This country is proudly guarded by a fleet of men wearing kilts and carrying giant pikes and hand grenades. Religious practice and public observances are allowed, but no policies may be created to advance any given expression of religious thought. All citizens of this country take a mandatory standardized test to evaluate their intelligence, and all those who do not score well enough are deported to other countries.

Many citizens see a need to be eco-friendly and have started a coalition for the advancement of the 'tree hugger'. Large Corporations are allotted specific tax advantages when cigars, whiskey and vehicles are given to Yeo Chin Kwee, and many feminist movements have butted heads with masculine movements, spurring this nation's first 'Peoplist Movement'.